I am utterly devoted to my master.
This garden belongs to me.
I am responsible for the safety of the whole place.
No one should disturb my masters sleep!
I'm observing the surounding place from the first floor terrace.
I do my job equipped with my well-practiced radar-periscopic tail!
I use my tail to sense supersonic frequencies!
I use my infrared scanner to watch everything around!
I look northwest and my tail searches the opposite direction...
There is something fishy afoot under the rose-bush...
Everything is in good order!
I may lay myself down now.